I paid off my healthcare balance and put dollaz on my tolling sticker so that I could use the convenient bridge to get to my therapy appointment after work today. I need to have a good food-and-exercise day as well, since I slacked off and ate at Red Robin for lunch yesterday — so far I’m doing well there, and I have plans for a lunch-hour walk.
Work itself is also going reasonably well? I was a bit late this morning but I’ve made up for it in sheer awesome. I’ll be fine.
Woops, I accidentally turned into a crappy sci-fi villain. (Taken with instagram)
no one is ever more excited for summer than the well off white girls on my fbook
sorry ladies
people whose parents don’t pay for everything usually have to keep working through the summer
unlike y’all
and your beach vacations and short shorts
i’m excited for summer because it’ll be warm enough to wear t-shirts
and it won’t be dark when i get up for work :3
(via kittykatstark)
Instead I had sex and a nap.
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I hate baths. I see them as laying around in your own filth. Ew. If I take a bubble bath or a soaking bath, I shower off afterward. Ew.
You are washing yourself in BUTT WATER. Water that been all up in your ass crack is right next your face. Think about it, people!
that’s why you shower right before you take a bath!
and then again after
so really
baths are hella wasteful
but so fun when you’re home alone with a bottle of wine and a whole lot of sing-along music
You could make the same argument for air. BUTT AIR
i’m never breathing again
It’s partly that Terry Pratchett characters are never particularly sexy, and I would never want them to be? He has a way of describing people so that they seem to inhabit real, flawed bodies. They can be attractive but it’s always understated. I have a lot of problems with his writing in general (Good Omens is great because he and Gaiman basically override each other’s flaws for much of the book), particularly with regard to how he handles point-of-view, but his character descriptions have always appealed to me.
agreed agreed agreed
except i am disgustingly devoted to Pterry and can’t say i have any problems at all with his writing :DDDD
I put a rat in a cage and left it alone for two weeks without food
Conclusion: rat committed suicide
ADDENDUM: rat is lazy and a terrible individual
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I just started reading American Gods and I’ve already cast Zac Efron as Shadow.
this is so wrong i don’t even know where to start tbh
i………………………………………..
uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………………
are
you
serious
