March 2012
Grace if you don't text me Josh's penis I am going...
farriswheels:
budgiebazooka:
If that isn’t your number some stranger is getting a really alarming wake up call right now.
You did not send me a penis, I am disappoint.
Josh felt shy.
Grace if you don't text me Josh's penis I am going...
If that isn’t your number some stranger is getting a really alarming wake up call right now.
So I was being stupid with my phone and going all LOL I’M GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR DONG DOWN YOUR PJ PANTS to Josh and stuck my phone in there, expecting it to just be a black/under exposed photo
Thennnnnn the flash went off
Josh made me delete the photo.
Even though it was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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My parents bought me a celebratory kindle. I want to read ridonk shit on the plane. Plz rec?
sometimes i’m all YEAH! YEAH! I’LL THINK ABOUT, LIKE, WEDDINGS AND SHIT! IT WON’T KILL ME! LAST TIME I WAS JUST FRUSTRATED OR TIRED OR SOMETHING!!!!
less than an hour later i always, always just want to fucking die.
dazaibrosamu:
oh no i literally ship everyone ever with cats
especially me
catbutt is sleeping on my calves
i really need to go fetch a beverage but i can’t because she’s fabulous
i ship myself with every cat.
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dazaibrosamu replied to your post: Today was our 4th anniversary!
oh my god congratulations you and bandit seem like such a happy couple
we are she’s so beautiful~~~
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Today was our 4th anniversary!
farriswheels:
budgiebazooka:
That is all.
I was promised grossness. I want a refund.
I’m sorry, I was too busy having loads of disgusting sex. :(
Today was our 4th anniversary!
That is all.
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February 2012
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dazaibrosamu:
Bro doesn’t really lend itself as a syllable to japanese words and phrases
because japanese syllables can’t really have two consonants in a row like that so Bro is actually two syllables Bu-Ro in japanese
these are literally things i think about pretty much all the time
i’m so sorry
when i used to hang out with a bunch of Japanese speakers we’d all call each other...
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@Bess
I knoooow I am super bad at it also my phone is heavy
Also josh is an escape artist when it comes to his butt. Just sayin’.
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Josh's ships
Merthur
Anne Perkins/Leslie Knope
My Other [not private] Blogs:
-wondersmith:
Ask High School!Castiel, ask blog.
Scales & Feathers, collaboration with Bre. SPN/HTTYD!verse.
Inspiration De La Mode, inspiration/reference blog, fashion.
Holy Bazinga!, resource blog for turtorials, textures and anything I find useful or inspirational for art and graphic making.
From Earth To Stars, inspiration/reference blog, scenery and architecture.
!
maybe i should...
OKAY also
Full disclosure
Tomorrow is my First Anniversary. As in we started dating 4 years ago, on leap day.
I might get disgusting. In my defense, shut up.
@Bess
I love you madly, but Josh is made out of delicious genderqueer Grace-gardener. IT IS JUST TRUE.
Josh went to the grocery store
He got me robins egg candy, my favorite kind of hansens soda, boxed macaroni and cheese (which I have seriously been craving for DAYS but hadn’t told him), and flowers. Not just any flowers. Bright fucking orange gerbera daisies, which, if I had to pick a favorite flower, would be that. For me.
Bbl, candy.
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farriswheels:
budgiebazooka:
liquidiousfleshbag:
OKAY NOW I AM GOING TO READ
but first
lllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaadies wink
wait i’m really confused
It’s from ME2.
Have you not played ME2 yet Grace because this is a serious problem.
i’m still working my way through ME1. :(
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bryst replied to your post: bryst replied to your post: I AM SORRY I WAS HARSH…
WAIT GARRUS CAN QUEERBONE PLEASE I WANT TO SEE
apparently in ME3 he’s a gender neutral romance option!! :OOO i’m unreasonably excited.
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farriswheels:
budgiebazooka:
liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: I AM SORRY I WAS HARSH AND CALLED YOU A DINGUS DON’T BE MAD LET’S CUDDLE AND PLAY MASS EFFECT
Can we have very involved discussions about Turian butts because Ben never wants to do that
confession: i get REALLY CONFUSED by Garrus’s butt.
Garrus has a butt?
well i assume he has a cloaca. of some kind.
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bryst replied to your post: I AM SORRY I WAS HARSH AND CALLED YOU A DINGUS DON’T BE MAD LET’S CUDDLE AND PLAY MASS EFFECT
i never want to not talk about garrus
i am being converted to the Church of Garrus. i’m very, very tempted to make a dude!Shep for ME3 so they can queerbone.
(whaaat i refuse to have heterosex in my video games! i have enough PIV in my normal life! A MAN HAS NEEDS.)
farriswheels asked: GRACE I LOVE YOU OKAY
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: I AM SORRY I WAS HARSH AND CALLED YOU A DINGUS DON’T BE MAD LET’S CUDDLE AND PLAY MASS EFFECT
Can we have very involved discussions about Turian butts because Ben never wants to do that
confession: i get REALLY CONFUSED by Garrus’s butt.
liquidiousfleshbag asked: I AM SORRY I WAS HARSH AND CALLED YOU A DINGUS DON'T BE MAD LET'S CUDDLE AND PLAY MASS EFFECT
euclase asked: were you home schooled?
liquidiousfleshbag:
budgiebazooka:
farriswheels:
budgiebazooka:
euclase:
Ugh. Apathy is so cowardly. If you’re not getting kicked out of your high school classrooms at least once a semester, you’re doing it wrong.
I really hate the system we’ve got where kids stare at their desks.
i was kicked out of school so often i never even went.
Grace being home-schooled is cheating.
that’s...
farriswheels:
budgiebazooka:
euclase:
Ugh. Apathy is so cowardly. If you’re not getting kicked out of your high school classrooms at least once a semester, you’re doing it wrong.
I really hate the system we’ve got where kids stare at their desks.
i was kicked out of school so often i never even went.
Grace being home-schooled is cheating.
that’s not what your mom said last...
euclase:
Ugh. Apathy is so cowardly. If you’re not getting kicked out of your high school classrooms at least once a semester, you’re doing it wrong.
I really hate the system we’ve got where kids stare at their desks.
i was kicked out of school so often i never even went.
Whenever people are talking about who should be...
love-and-radiation:
Even if you completely ignore that it’s always some straight white male blah blah fishcakes, the very notion of trying to determine who such a person would be is laughable.
i am the greatest living author
for my amazing poem titled My Mom Is A Cowgirl Ninja
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sometimes i am sort of shocked and surprised by life. i don’t know. i don’t like to say Hey I Am A Weak-Willed Asshole but i feel like some types of people just… need to be taken care of, i guess? not necessarily protected, but to have someone who will gently send them to bed before they pass out on their homework. pat them real nice and tell them it’s not their fault. make...
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right now the jury is out on whether i’m going to be coming in to work late on Thursday or just working 5 hours of overtime.
@nettletea
ngl i have been thinking about dry shampoo A LOT and i need to figure out where to get some. luckily for me the way i figure that out is going: “HEY NETTLETEA LOVE ME AND TELL ME WORDS ABOUT DRY SHAMPOO PLZ” and then i will leeeaaarrrnnnnn
related: Joshua may or may not have taken video of me, super drunk, talking about how much i like you. so don’t worry.
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-wondersmith:
When is Destiel week?
Or is this a thing I need to organize?
it’s every week.
