January 2011
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SENDIN' 2010 OFF RIGHT
WITH SUBTLE, MUSE, TV ON THE RADIO, AND A SHITTON OF TWO BUCK CHUCK.
Y’ALL WISH YOU WERE THIS COOL.
“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of...”
– Anaïs Nin (via twice1day)
Trufax.
(via therotund)
“As greenhouse pollution continues to build in the atmosphere, 2010 is entering...”
– ThinkProgress » 2010 Closes With Yet More Killer Climate Disasters (via theangryhippie)
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NC Commissioner Bill James’ latest claim: Gays... →
projectqueer:
In an article titled “Red Phone” (PDF here), James writes that all across America, there are procedures in place to “prevent homosexuals from preying on men at the Y(MCA),” and since “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” has been repealed, Congress must develop rules “to protect young heterosexual military members from predatory behavior” by gays.
“Like a whore in church, homosexuals have...
FOR MAX
December 2010
thetart replied to your post: Pipedreams
Hester and Bigfoot sound like the people who live at my house.
Hmm. Coincidence?
Pipedreams
moving somewhere exciting and living in a little cozy apartment with two miniscule, ridonk-puffy pomeranians named Hester and Bigfoot.
Mostly today I will be cleaning and partying.
But voila~ a quick overview of my year because WHAT it is NYE.
January happened! It was cold.
I graduated from collij! People are still not really sure how that happened.
I got my first crappy job as a retail lurch at a local tourist trap. (before that job i didn’t think we got many tourists here. WE DO, AND THEY ARE MOSTLY RUDE.)
Three months later I got a more differenter crappy job....
i'm in love with my wok.
"Femmeness is femininity dragged through some mud,...
analluringsmile:
- Lesley Kinzel
““At some point in your adult life, you’ve probably walked into a party and felt...”
– http://www.allenandunwin.com/default.aspx?page=94&book=9781741758498 (via natalie)
If I was Oprah I would buy 10 billion copies of this book (Screw Inner Beauty/ Lessons from the Fatosphere) and distribute them everywhere.
(via definatalie)
@thetart
oh jiminy. I think a batch of earl grey ice cream might be in my future.
“I love how, in threads about rape, one dude always comes in to be like, “Okay....”
– wembley (via thecranium)
aaaargh.
if you seriously can’t figure out what the fuck rape is you really should not be having sex.
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what i want to know is
is there Earl Grey flavored candy? and if so, WHERE IS IT?
Josh and I just hit our whole kitchen with the...
Now we are pooped, but still have to like… make/eat dinner. And unpack from christmas traveling. And get all of the christmas decor back into boxes. And clean the living room. And go to the grocery store.
Tea first.
“Surprise, surprise, historians have found glaring errors in a textbook claiming...”
– This is what happens when right wing revisionists get their way and replace factual history books with conservative propaganda. (via fiercefatties)
I’m trying to roll my eyes, but they just won’t go back any farther.
(via heytherepoodle)
Wow. Sounds like a marvellous education system they have...
cisfor replied to your post: JOSH IS BAAACK
I’m taking credit for your thai food, btw.
you absolutely get credit for the Thai food.
JOSH IS BAAACK
WE WENT OUT FOR THAI LAST NIGHT AND NOW HE IS MAKING ME BREAKFAST-FOR-LUNCH.
I AM SO HAPPY.
second whispery post today
It is still kind of secret, mostly because of how new and unformed it is, but Josh and I are talking seriously about looking into taking a really really huge leap. Not a baby. Or a wedding. The latter has already been decided, the former is very much a WHOA WHOA WHOA LET US KEEP ON OUR COLLECTIVE SHIRTS sort of thing.
Cryptic! Just now it is new, and exciting, and huge, and we are still working...
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
@blissandzen
YES!! Thank you! :D I would answer message normally but I feel all paranoid that they’ll find me somehow and go “WHAT WE CAN’T HAVE THIS RIDICULOUS PERSON WORKING FOR US, SHE HARDLY EVEN USES CAPITALIZATION PROPERLY.”
BUT YES. Dream Job!! x____x
just-alittlegreen asked: I am so happy to see your Dream Job post and I just want to let you know when they called our house for a reference I about peed my pants.
I'm classy, I know.
I'm classy, I know.
“I mean, how many times can everybody tell you that you’re the oppressive,...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via animalsandmonsters)
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve read for a long time. It seems to me that it’s just an easy way for men to justify their idiocy. Hell, if men can use that excuse, surely bigots can use it as an excuse for their racism, homophobes for their homophobia,...
just-alittlegreen asked: I am so happy to see your Dream Job post and I just want to let you know when they called our house for a reference I about peed my pants.
I'm classy, I know.
I'm classy, I know.
AAAHH
my house is a wreck from Christmas, i’m sitting here unshowered eating leftover candy, Josh is STILL. NOT. BACK.
i think i’m going to go shower and clean and put on a shit-ton of makeup and maybe dress up.
YEAH.
This Dove chocolate wrapper just told me that my...
HEY THANKS
1:30pm
chillin on my computer, wearing only a snuggie
my life
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whisper post. so quiet. so that i don't jinx...
i’ve been officially selected for the final interview for a contract with my dream job, with a job description that is pretty much an ideal marriage of my current skills and training.
Boy Underwear
notafamilyblog:
autumn-motionless:
lol wut is this shit.
This shit is comfortable as fuck, ladyfriend.
BOY UNDERWEAR? I’M SORRY, I THINK YOU MEAN AWESOMEPANTS
note to self: possible words to use instead of...
adorianmode:
thunkapotamus:
also: uncommon, unusual, unconventional, something (eg: “that’s really something!”)
-danika:
nonsensical wacky screwy (?) ridiculous illogical ludicrous preposterous absurd silly unbelievable incredible freaky bizarre feckless pointless futile outrageous harebrained (?) strange peculiar weird impressive excessive wild irrational funny unusual
I already use a...
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That Cancer Patient fb status copypaste.
Whenever it pops up on my wall I have to physically restrain myself from commenting with “IDK I USUALLY JUST WANTED ICE CREAM. I THINK IT WAS THE SAME FOR JOSH.”
confeshun
I love babies and parents and pregnant women etc. This is not that kind of confession. But I think it’s just completely stupid when a baby is born and people say “GOOD JOB PARENTS!”
Great job! You managed to fuck!
ಠ_ಠ
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Being a super-femme genderqueer pansexual:
fucking with my gay coworker’s queerdar since FOREVERRRRR
definatalie's bits: Not Controlling My Sugar... →
laurendarling:
donewiththisshit:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not controlling my sugar intake. I like sweet food and drinks and I could not live a day without at least eating something sweet. Never thought I could get Diabetes this young.
[Female, 21]
Dear People:
EATING SUGAR DOES NOT CAUSE DIABETES. It just doesn’t. You cannot eat your way to diabetes. If you...
Mythbusting the TSA Safety Myth
freshfeminism:
fuckyeahdepressingfacts:
Adam Savage of the Mythbuster team was able to get through TSA full body scan with a couple of 12 inch razor blades. That’s right, 2, 12 inch (take a ruler out and just see how long that is) razor blades.
Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yaqq9Jjb4&feature=player_embedded
Doesn’t that just make you feel so much safer! Those body scanners...
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ME: HOLY BY THE WAY
JOSH: holy?
ME: i had the craziest nosebleed last night at like 4am
JOSH: oh man
ME: lasted about 15min. half of that was me sitting over the toilet blearily with blood just RUNNING out of my nose
JOSH: :((
ME: i would blow my nose and HUGE GLOBS of coagulated blood would come out. it was kind of awesome
JOSH: yeargh
ME: LIKE SERIOUSLY. do you still find me attractive.
JOSH: yes. just not some of the mental images you bestow upon me
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BTW
Max and I totally cuddled on Christmas morning.
Y’ALL ARE JELLIS.
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