February 2010
Midterm is done. HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA
TIME FOR CURRY AND MINDLESS CELEBRATION
maybe also ice cream and alcohol :> my favorites!!!!
MLIS grad application is finished, submitted, paid...
Let’s blow this fucking midterm out of the water.
new 825 word personal statement up on lj
it’s here if you want to look at it
MY LING PARTNER AND I WILL HAVE THE BEST...
I HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH MY KABBALAH TAKE-HOME MIDTERM AND PERSONAL STATEMENT
actually I probably will, omg, I might only be at the library for another 20 minutes or something. OMG OMG.
I only have 200~ words left to write for my take-home, I can do that in around an hour (taking into account research etc), and I only have a tiny bit of editing to do on my personal statement to wrap...
speakgirl:
Straylight Run - “Peach, Plum, Pear”...
speakgirl:
smart-tart:
...
January 2010
sitting at home alone watching Bones on Hulu and...
Saturday night, YEEEAAHHH
Meanwhile
tennroof:
We’ve had our breakfast for dinner, chocolate covered cherries for dessert, and Lady K is piled up in our bed with one of the godchildren (who’s wearing K’s flannel pjs) and a bag of popcorn, watching Bandits cause the poor deprived girl had never seen it.I’m finishing the filing from the great clearing out.
What’s your hot Saturday night looking like?
Sifting through a bunch of...
Okay. Who wants to proofread this thing?
ONLY 200 WORDS TO GO
RAH RAH RAH
did half my Kabbalah midterm
next up, personal statement. I have 500~ words left to fill up, and I’m running out of ideas. I’ve waxed lyrical on how my homeschooling background was spent in libraries, how I want to help kids have the same intellectual curiosity my parents instilled in me, and some cute shit from when I was a kid that might make me memorable.
Maybe I’ll write about going to Indonesia. Maybe...
"The things you love annoy me."
tennroof:
traitorous:
smart-tart:
dailyhuff:
From: How to be a Tumblr Contrarian, by most Tumblr users at one time or another.
“… and I am incapable of allowing you 5 seconds of enjoyment with said thing without whipping out my weiner and peeing on it.”
but what if you just REALLY have to pee?
I recommend aiming away from things those around you love. Oh, and try to miss your shoes,...
The Biblical Okay For Homosexuality
“They forbid people to marry and order them to abstain from certain foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth. For everything God created is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving, because it is consecrated by the word of God and prayer.”
1 Timothy 4:3-5
Everything created by God is good, and...
"The things you love annoy me."
smart-tart:
dailyhuff:
From: How to be a Tumblr Contrarian, by most Tumblr users at one time or another.
“… and I am incapable of allowing you 5 seconds of enjoyment with said thing without whipping out my weiner and peeing on it.”
but what if you just REALLY have to pee?
tomorrow
Go through each library book with guidelines in mind.
Do half of Kabbalah midterm.
Finish personal statement; submit application.
Sunday
Finish any Bislama work before late afternoon.
Finish Kabbalah midterm.
This evening I made a pizza
and drank a beer. The pizza will be ready to eat in twenty minutes. The beer is having fun with my alarmingly low alcohol tolerance.
I would’ve taken photos, but unfortunately said pizza was made while looking fairly gross and in pajamas. Fortunately for me, my lovely fiance did not mind.
what the hell, cat
we wrap you in a towel, subject your backside to unspeakable torture, stick you in a tub filled with water, SCRUB YOUR ASS, and then dry you off like crazy
why can you not get enough of us? go hold a grudge like a normal cat, this amount of love is disturbing.
oh
hello, 8:40pm
i was too busy to see you coming
maybe i should have dinner
You've Got to Be Taught
tennroof:
You’ve got to be taught To hate and fear, You’ve got to be taught From year to year, It’s got to be drummed In your dear little ear You’ve got to be carefully taught. You’ve got to be taught to be afraid Of people whose eyes are oddly made, And people whose skin is a diff’rent shade, You’ve got to be carefully taught. You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late, Before...
“Alex just texted me. ‘Meh. I’m really horny today. I don’t...”
– Overheard in Seattle
(The “meh” is what really gets me.)
I WANT THAI CURRY
-smart-tart-:
traitorous:
LALALALALA
MY WEEKEND WILL BE HELL ON A STICK, HURRAY
I’ll come with. We can kiss and make up and talk about our awesome racks until they kick us out. And then we’ll go get drunk, because geography SUCKS so this is pretend and that’s the only kind of drunk I’ll be for quite some time anyway.
I love you, weirdo homeschooler.
Please do. There is a totally...
I WANT THAI CURRY
LALALALALA
MY WEEKEND WILL BE HELL ON A STICK, HURRAY
Do the world a favour and report this Facebook... →
speakgirl:
tennroof:
haguenite:
bingoparaphernalia:
Thanks.
Done. Now you.
Done.
Done and done.
Done.
HAVE BEEN GRUMPY FOR A WEEK
THIS STOPPED BEING FUN BEFORE IT STARTED
I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE TO WHOM I AM STUPIDLY SNIPPY, AS I AM ATTEMPTING TO NOT BE BUT WHEN I AM AT THIS LEVEL OF GRUMP I AM SET TO AUTO-PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WITH A MODEST HELPING OF SNARK AND SNAP
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF GRACE AND DAISY
dear photoshop
you can go die in a ditch for all i care, you take forever and a bloody half to do any damn thing
i’m trying to SAVE A FILE, not render the mona lisa, this should not take this long
COMING SOON
A TOTALLY RIDICULOUS POST IN WHICH I ANALYZE UGLY BETTY FROM A SOCIOLINGUISTIC PERSPECTIVE
……….. eeeeehhhhhhhh tomorrow. I lost steam about halfway through explaining the covert prestige of [r]-less forms in this context.
I just gave Daisy a bath.
I will spare you the gritty details.
Long story short, I cut matted clumps of fur and poop off her ass and then scrubbed it/her. Josh dealt with the yowling end magnificently, but DEAR GOD I am never getting that close to a cat’s ass again if I can help it. She is getting her ass buzzed at the next opportunity.
...... lol
you can always tell what gender i’m identifying as on any particular day by the kind of sexiness i’m interested in. how hilarious.
wait a minute. wait a minute. wait a minute.
does Mad Men have gay sex in it?
“It isn’t our duty to take life, it’s our heavenly father’s.”
– Scott Roeder, anti-abortion activist who shot Dr Tiller, on why abortion shouldn’t be acceptable in the case of incest.
Do the words “cognitive dissonance” mean anything to you, Scotty?
John McCain on DADT →
What’s that thing you say, Tart? That it’s fucking ridiculous to assume that our military is made up of five year olds who can’t deal with cooties? Whatever it is, it’s great, you should say it more often. And louder.
ALSO CAN I WHINGE FOR A MINUTE
I am beyond PISSED that the US occupation of Haiti is being hailed as some kind of ~*~glowing humanitarian act~*~ when it’s so fuckingeowvfcbi2kdbwcvoi3u2rgf FUUCKKK. >:|
BRB, ATTEMPTING TO REGAIN COHERENCE
I was sick yesterday (read: a little congested,...
today I come in and my classes are cancelled tomorrow. I feel kind of stupid - I should’ve just come in and dealt with it. I ended up having an extra day off anyway, and I missed more than half of classtime for this week because of senioritis.
I’ve decided it’s fine because my grades are okay, but no more bloody class-skipping. Being a senior is no excuse.
(But god I am SO...
“We can’t wage a perpetual campaign where the only goal is to see who can...”
– Obama, SOTU
GOD YES THANK YOU
how many homeschoolers have you even met, anyway
speakgirl:
traitorous:
what is WITH people deciding that “homeschooled” is a bad thing to be
i’m queer, have a hot fiance, do great in school, have several job opportunities, can ~*~socialize~*~ without breaking out in a cold sweat, own no guns, don’t go to church, have only ridden a horse once in my life and it was because my public schooled friends wanted to, say fuck as often as i fucking...
how many homeschoolers have you even met, anyway
what is WITH people deciding that “homeschooled” is a bad thing to be
i’m queer, have a hot fiance, do great in school, have several job opportunities, can ~*~socialize~*~ without breaking out in a cold sweat, own no guns, don’t go to church, have only ridden a horse once in my life and it was because my public schooled friends wanted to, say fuck as often as i fucking...
today i am marvelously grumpy
maybe i should be productive or something
hey guys, don't feel too bad about your life
today i am congested, have lots of work to do, and i have to clean a ton of poop off my cat’s ass.