February 2012
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escargod replied to your post: i am so terrible at drawing kisses. how do you…
make out with the paper and then trace around your face
yes
good
this is perfect advice
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farriswheels replied to your post: BESS
I’M SURE IT’S LOVELY
…………………. it really isn’t
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kelsium:
In less adorable news, I have heard at least three drunk people slip and fall down the steps underneath my second floor window in the last hour. Do not make me feel responsible for your cracked tailbone, assholes. Exercise reasonable caution when walking down stairs.
NO I REFUSE
BESS
i tried
but now idek
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farriswheels replied to your photo: we don’t understand life.
PRECIOUS BABIES
look how huge my nose is
is that a normal nose
i kind of like how my nose is alllllll curved and shit?
so moroccan~
i am so terrible at drawing kisses.
how do you draw kisses?
liquidiousfleshbag asked: GRACE. WHEN YOU GET A FREE CHANCE OR ARE REALLY BORED OR SOMETHING, YOU SHOULD DRAW A MORE REALISTICALLY PROPORTIONED MERA. BECAUSE SHE IS SUPER AWESOME AND I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE HER BUT UGHHHHH THEY ALWAYS DRAW HER LIKE SHE HAS NO BONES OR GUTS
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beezypond asked: CASTIEL (WELL YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA DO IT)
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farriswheels replied to your post: now i want to draw sam/gabe too bad i’m drunk …
TRY IT ANYWAY
sir yes sir
liquidiousfleshbag asked: MERLIN because he is my weird-looking baby
i have a merlin fic to write!!!!!!!!!!1
now i want to draw sam/gabe
too bad i’m drunk
and therefore can’t control my hands
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farriswheels replied to your post: farriswheels replied to your post: i like the…
Trufax. And I am so Sam it hurts.
RIGHT????????????
let me trap you in many tuesdays
and then make out
Morgana/My Dick
I ship Morgana/Merlin, Morgana/Guinevere, and Morgana/Morgause.
Basically Morgana/Anyone Not Related To Her
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farriswheels replied to your post: i like the dean/cas ship because i am,…
Sam/Gabriel makes sense to me because they are both me and I am basically alone
you have me bb
and let’s just be honest, i’m kind of gabriel too
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: i like the dean/cas ship because i am,…
and you like merlin/arthur but that’s because they are precious babies
i do, but that’s more Josh’s ship than it is my ship
mostly i like merthur because there is so much more chemistry there than between arthur and guinevere? it’s just true. it’s become a Thing with us to yell MORE...
i like the dean/cas ship because i am, frustratingly, very like dean winchester in numerous hilarious ways, and josh is like cas in numerous hilarious ways
sherlock/john makes sense to me very much because of some silly reasons, mostly my detached nonsensicalness and josh’s ability to just… keep up with me? and care about things and think i’m great even when i’m thinking...
ahhhhh the internet
ahhhhhhhh
i can’t believe that i’m going to india! it’s so unbelievable. i have all this worry and anxiety and stress but also: India.
okay. wow.
i’m not sure what to do right now.
“PINKIES OUT, BITCHES”
– i got wine.
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beezypond replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: hello
OH MY GOD GRACE
OH MY GOD BEE
i have had two drinks… five shots…
ummm
brb getting wine
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: hello
hello
i realize that i am drunk all the time lately
i would apologize but i don’t care
I’M DRUNKKKKKKK
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ryanvoid replied to your post: Okay so if you send me an ask with a character…
Write a Jayne/Simon short fic. DO EEET
YES I WILL DO THIS HAPPILY
also add Firefly to my list!!
weirdsociology asked: What fandoms are you familiar with/a fan of?
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Okay so if you send me an ask with a character name or a ship or something, I will totally write a short fic for it. (Caveat: if I’m not familiar with the character, ship, or show/book/movie, I probably won’t. Because you don’t want me to.)
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beezypond asked: DEANCAS
it scares me how impermanent all my internet friendships are like you could just delete and i’d never see you again in my life or hear from you ever again and that makes me really sad
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY LIKE WHAT IF THE INTERNET DIED SUDDENLY
how would i cuddle all of you
this is a serious problem
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Ha.
lesserjoke:
misssarahjayy:
My roommate asked me a question last night.
She is from Haiti and English is her second language.
My roommate: “Do I have an accent? Like, different from standard american english? Can you tell I’m from Haiti?”
Me: ”Well, technically, everyone has an accent… (Insert technical definitions here) and “standard” american english is not easy to define… (I wrote a...
liquidiousfleshbag asked: Arthur/Gwaine (to match Bee's Merlin/Gwaine)
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Send me a ship and I will write a 12 word (or...
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Josh said I get 10 points for making a doctor...
;~;
made an appointment with a doctor
filled out my visa application
found out that my trip is gonna be for TWO WEEKS instead of ONE WEEK and i am super psyched
i have to figure out where the fuck i’m getting the money for my immunizations
maybe i can borrow money from my parents until i’m reimbursed
sheeeeeiiiitttt
need moar coffee
???????????????????
you’re all talking about important shit
i’m sitting having an existential crisis over my inability to find a speed dealer
so either i need to do less shit and sleep more -OR- take something that will make me capable of dealing with life
i am unwilling and/or unable to do the former
but probably taking a bunch of drugs, legal or otherwise, is probably not the best solution
how does one do this?! how do you balance all this crap? i feel like my options are Feel Bad All The Time or Be Super Bored But At Least...
WAIT NO
I GOT A SECOND CUP OF COFFEE
EVERYTHING HAS IMPROVED
i legitimately do not have enough time to get a second cup of coffee today.
this is not a joke.
this is how busy i am.
So yellow jackets are… not just an insect…?
oh god i was homeschooled help
Hey internet!
You’re cool. You’re hip. Radical, etc. What I’m saying is: some of you know about drugs.
Here is my very complicated story: I need an amphetamine-esque substance to make my life manageable without risking arrest.
DOES SUCH A THING EXIST
or should I just submit to the idea that I might have well-managed ADD like my therapist thinks
pffft
I set out to draw something earlier, but then I remembered that my hands are irate badgers and I don’t know where my eyeballs are.
No art occurred.
Parks and Rec is the perfect show. I feel bad and then I watch it and then I get all weepy because Parks And Rec exists.
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farriswheels:
budgiebazooka replied to your photo: I am an anime. This random hair says so.
aa~ bessu-sama~~~
doki doki
totemo sugoi~~