June 2013
The most recent xkcd What If really makes me want to write a short story called The Third Sound.
I’m not exactly sure what it would be about. Everyone would probably die at the end, though. Like you do.
the combined efforts of Josh and myself could not locate my gym shoes, so on the way to the gym we stopped by Target and i picked up a pair of sneakers for $30.
they’re neon orange-pink with virulent green laces and the soles look like somebody took a cast of the most warty octopus tentacle ever found and thought “hey, you know what would make a good athletic shoe?”
needless to say, i love them.
YouTube won’t play my sleep time videos on my phone without skipping this is the worst problem
It’s 9:30 and it still isn’t dark. I have to be up in 7 hours. I suppose it’s time to draw silly things.
“If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.”
—
Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\
I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said
(via alienswithankhs)
For Eye and Tongue: Cultural Appropriation vs. Appreciation: a guide for non-Jews →
lesserjoke.tumblr.com
It’s 3:30AM, and this anon annoyed me. Here is a guide for goyim on how to appreciate rather than appropriate Judaism. Please note that this is based on my own personal opinion, and that it is 3:30AM. Like everything else in Judaism, other Jews may disagree. Fellow Jews, feel…
I have a lot of sociolinguistic fury.
Also if you’re going to call yourself the Academy of Linguistic Awareness maybe you should actually be aware of what linguistics actually is.
I got a productivity prize for being awesome at work. Wooo
Coolant is dripping out of my car yaaaay
I just got out of Epic and yall need to go see it. It is not complicated but it’s great and Beyonce is literally the queen and anyway, it’s fun as hell and the main character is a young girl who kicks ass and you should give it your money.
a few nights ago we were lying in bed and i had JUST fallen asleep and all of a sudden Josh whispers: “Grace”
and i wake up and i’m like FUCK WHAT’S WRONG DID I KNEE HIM IN THE CROTCH AM I DROOLING
so obviously i respond with an eloquent “kdwnckndcl”
“go to sleep”
and this is the story of why i murdered Josh
